Jarrod.

I’m not dead

aren’t you tired of being tired don’t you just wanna be not tired?

fslut:
bigleoenergy:
fslut:
One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit
So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??
Oh i would never claim this wasn’t the bop of the century. I have taste
Oh yeah. This goes off honey

hyperhair:

I’m sorry but this is the best possible way he could have broken up with you.

eatingisfab:

Bc pizza is our bff

ironmanstan:

‘are you okay’ by normal people standards? no. by my standards? do you see me crying? no? then yea im good

fernbat:

general-jinjur:
catmemejesus:
That’s a very cheap therapist,
may seem a bit sketchy.
But i trust her.
Why does this kitty need fifty cents?
because cats are small dragons and need to hoard shiny things

moonlandingwasfaked:

catasters:
baby on a mission

(Source: pin.it)

plastic-tulips:

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it
truly character design at its finest

eatingisfab:

I hope one day you wake up not bearing that heavy feeling anymore.

somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:
The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out
are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?
like idk dan you figure it out

heavensghost:

I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy